I LOVE hiding the eggs. Sometimes I hide eggs at the playground when it’s not Easter. That’s the best because the kids aren’t expecting it and they get a gigantic kick out of it.

Dude, I had a Jewish woman tell me this. They're not a fully practicing family, but they observe the high holy days.

I have had two college-educated Manhatttan women tell me, within the past year, that yoga is an “occult practice”, that it is “praying to Hindu deities with your body” and “a gateway to mystical communication”.It’s dangerous to summon the Eastern deities, y’all!

If minors can marry with parental consent.... Maybe they can fuck with parental consent, too?

You're not interested in finding out about the anatomy of your clitoris? What are you, male?

Why didn't the reporter give her a fictional name? That was a dick move and now she doesn't have a job.

How did he get food stamps? White professional people whose most recent tax return has them paid a CFO salary are going to have a really tough time qualifying. POOR people have to jump through hoops. I know from personal experience that if you're an affluent-looking white person in suddenly dire financial…

One gift. SMDH at your MIL

EVERY TIME.

The state forcibly removes people from society when they are convicted of a crime. This is not to benefit the criminal. Its purpose is punitive and preventative.

if I thought it were actually true. Sounds calculated.

Prudence is another wacko.

Thank you for condensing what I was trying to articulate.

There are places in America where burning a Bible will earn you a beatdown. Maybe not, but the fact that I have doubt is enough to scare me.

Nope. Religion is pretty damn poisonous. I'll give a pass to Wicca, that's about it.

your screen name brought a welcome laugh.

NO!! I apologize for making you think that for even a second. You are not a loser.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Because I am an urban Old, I didn't realize these even existed. What ridiculous fluffy fuckery will they come up with NEXT?

I was in a LTR with a guy who was on very good terms with his exes. In his case, it's because he was a good breaker-upper and never did anything so egregious that his exes hated him and treasures all his many friends. When we broke up after 7 years, we remained good friends, too. In the beginning, it bugged me that…

Maybe you should talk to some women.