Not disagreeing with you at all, but the rhythm method is a (not very effective) form of birth control that tracks a woman's ovulation pattern.

I am the least germphobic person I know (unless it falls in a pile of feces, I'll eat something that's fallen on the floor, etc) , but that grosses me out SO BADLY.

OMG are you old enough to remember Gunne Sax dresses? Holy shit, I forgot about those until I read "pioneer dress".

No, but it makes sense. I love to sniff my fingers after chopping garlic. It's supposed to be an undesirable smell, but it's magnetic to me.

My heart. It bleeds.

Wow, that sucks. I certainly don't understand the economics of universities, so it boggles my mind that a $94 million dollar endowment can't keep this institution afloat. I'm betting there was some spectacularly shitty financial management (and possible malfeasance) going on for a long time.

SEVEN?!?!?!

She's the only one I feel sorry for. Oh, and Rob. I feel sorry for him, too.

I am DYING. Dying. That is hilarious.

God. I have a frenemy who, when she's feeling bad about herself, will remind me of some stupid slutty thing I did when I was 15. "Remember that guy you made out with at Rob's party? Remember how gross he was? We were all laughing at you! I wish we could go back to those fun days...." Bitch.

it's not funny in the slightest, but damn it made me laugh.

OBVIOUSLY there is more to Kelly O's departure than what has been stated. I wonder if it also has to do with "The Osbournes" reality show reboot.

Ah haha. At first I didn't realize the women were bending forward and tipping their heads back and I was all "Those women have really small heads on really short necks. That's not sexy!"

Uh, people HERE say that. I've seen that comment here at Gawker countless times.

No they don't. My sister and I don't do that to each other. We are nice and supportive. Sometimes we disagree And even argue, but the way those women treat each other... My mom raised us to be allies, not enemies.

Kris Jenner spends as much time putting her children against each other as she does making money. She has made sure that her daughters viciously compete with and undermine each other. It's fucked up.

Or, to demonstrate superiority to other women!

They'd fall apart and wind up bankrupt. Love her or hate her, Kris is the brains of that operation, and the glue.

*cracking up* We had a non-denominational minister marry us, too. He was similarly wacky and New Age-y. MIL still hasn't let us live it down (she wanted a Catholic church wedding).

And here is the rub. We are always told NOT to take less than we think we're worth. Hold out for more money (the way men do)! Be willing to walk away! Don't settle for less!