Some people have very versatile faces. Katy Perry is one of them. I look the same no matter WHAT I do. Sometimes I see a makeover show and the person looks so much better after a good makeup application. That doesn't happen to me; I look the same with or without it. I'm okay with it, because it means that (you…

August. Her 18th birthday's in August.

I swear, dogs are ruining the infrastructure of my neighborhood. The metal bases of streetlights and street signs and the legs of mailboxes and concrete corners of building foundations, and just about EVERYTHING are corroded by dog urine. I happen to love dogs, but maybe we need to have designated places for dogs to…

Aren't they pretty, though? They're like Tiffany blue...

Huh. I've picked up a few C Wonder sweaters at my neighborhood Goodwill for $7.99.

It's amazing to me that the beard lasted as long as it did.

As Judge Judy says "If it doesn't make sense, it's NOT TRUE". This shit doesn't make sense.

My ILs urged Mr. Cowgirl to make me sign a prenup. Despite the fact that I had more money in the bank and made more money than he did (at the time). I suppose they wanted to protect anything that they would leave him, but the only way to keep my grubby paws off his future inheritance would be to not leave him…

I always say that. If something happens and I'm single again, I will be perfectly happy to remain single forever. From what I hear from my divorced mom friends, it's hell out there.

And how is this different from Muslim women who choose to wear hijab/niqab?

Don't disagree. But that's work. And you can wear other things during your leisure time. Being in a sorority is 24/7.

I used to work with a really wise woman. (We really need to get together for a drink so I can get some more wisdom from her!)

And if you DON'T shower every day, people think you're slovenly and gross and covered in GERMS.

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.

Wow!

Gerbils purr, also. True fact. We've had several, and they all purr when they're in a snuggly warm palm, being stroked from nose to tail.

I thought it was thoroughly understood here at Jezebel that the head coverings are the choice of the women and girls who wear them.

That is so fucking cool. You just blew my mind. I LOVE that.

If you have your boss's support to get rid of her, that's good! Is it possible to cut her hours so drastically she'll want to quit? Does she have seniority? Can you blame the economy and lay her off? Can you give her a task so unpleasant that she'll want to quit?

no idea if this will be helpful, but can you just cut a pair of leggings you currently own? My daughters wear leggings almost exclusively and they put holes in the knees after a bunch of wear and tear. I cut the legs off and they wear them under their skirts at the playground. You don't even need to hem them.