I'm still trying to figure out why this article is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I'm sure there's some weird co-dependency thing going on with the enabling "John". I don't know what you call it, medically, but I'm calling it a "folie a deux".

Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.

Fascinating article.

I don't know where you live ("here"), but in NYC, midwives are certified. The midwives in the practice I used worked closely with OB/Gyns and my midwife-delivered babies were born in St. Luke's-Roosevelt hospital's Birth Center. All three pregnancies were monitored with the same medical testing and care that…

We all have that frenemy who likes to push buttons and egg us on. I used to work with this woman who I mistakenly confided in about a few things (nothing major) and she would push those buttons regularly. I tried not to take the bait, but sometimes she'd hit a sore spot.

Actually, the pirate lady is just a part of Fanny's many adventures. There are many sex scenes and it's written in sort of Olde English style. But it's sexy and funny.

Did you ever read Erica Jong's "Fanny"? It's rather bawdy and features a badass female pirate captain.

I like her food. It's simple and good.

A dissent: I have a Spoonula and it's very useful. No, you don't ladle soup with it. But it really does help get every bit of batter out of a bowl. With flat rubber spatulas, anything goopy slides off. The subtle rounding is a good thing. The price is right, too.

Jesus god. I'm glad you GTFO!

Yes, yes, yes. Buy good quality and maintain it. I have a beautiful pair of boots that I bought for $75 (on sale at Sacco) in 2001. I'm still wearing them. I've had them re-soled and re-heeled, and since they are very plain, classic style, they look as good as they did 13 years ago. Ditto a pair of $99 boots I…

I keep meaning to, but I'm scared.

I'm sorry. That must have been very frustrated! I'm frustrated just reading it.

Shake Shack pays $10/hr. *shrugs*

Isn't Paris getting a little old for this kind of nonsense?

Welp, this just seals it for me. You guys are on the Kardashian payroll.

*applauds wildly*

You are my hero.

She did lie.

But the *vaccine* gives your immune system the workout!