My "stretch" argument is that ESPN viewers will automatically tune out whatever a woman has to say about it, so maybe they'll listen to men. ? Maybe?

Well, that's never gonna happen.

There is a risk of perforation. It's probably small, but it exists. I think that's part of the reason they don't recommend them to women who've not had children yet. Not that I'm advocating against them at all. I just remember that from years ago.

What's more painful than an IUD insertion? GIVING BIRTH.

*raises hand* I've thought about it. I think, partly, that she'd rather have negative attention than positive attention because it's easier, more fun and more lasting. It's hard work to be the "good" one, to work hard for good grades and scholarships and all you basically get is a pat on the head and envious people…

Maybe so she will seem enviable? Joe M doesn't do a thing for me, but I envy her fabulous figure. IMO, she has a perfect body.

Thank you. Now, I'm not a PROFESSIONAL like Lindsay or anything, and my experience is limited to high school productions, but...

She is not smizing.

That's what I wondered, too. Although sometimes call people who are hard-headed and stubborn "coconut heads". Looking for a better reason for her using that word...

They have that $cientology thing in common. Not that they are members, but I know Leah *was* for a while, and I think some of JLo's family is. Something like that...

This is something that needs to happen. I can't think of a better James Bond.

My corner bar at 11:30 on a Thursday night is pretty loud, too. No one would hear or be much bothered by a crying baby. Doesn't make it an appropriate place to bring one.

Pro tip: Xanax.

That baby can rock a peignoir like nobody else. Blanche Deveraux wants to look that good in sheer black.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

Haha, my old flame's wife is always posting sappy gooey stuff to him via FB.

Of course she was afraid. Her kash kow was in DANGER!

I'm sure that tip trickled down. It's okay. It probably enabled someone to pay down some student debt and became smaller tips to other servers elsewhere, etc. It helped.

Yup. We started very early with the disillusionment. You really want this toy you see on TV? Okay, we will buy just this one. Is it as wonderful as you thought? Does it really do what they showed it doing in the commercial? Are you as happy as the kids in the commercial seem to be?

It is NOT hard to say "no", though. It's a lot easier than dealing with the fallout when they get older.