I loved it. Of course it was awful. But we watched it as a family and laughed our asses off and yelled at the TV and it was a lot of fun.

I would never, on principle, but my sister bought "So Pretty" by SJP and it smells so GOOD on her.

I see "failing", not "farting", so you're good in my book. Although farting is always funny and that would be good in my book, too.

that thing's gonna die in a DUI soon.

Kendall is the model.

This was discussed on WNYC this morning, and just so you know, white people are not supposed to talk about this. Swear to god. The woman being interviewed (I didn't catch her name) said that people considering or having this surgery do not need to hear white people's opinions about it.

Knew a Hugh Hughes.

I'm Kiefer's generation and I think he's a better actor, BUT...

as intended.

Come back to Dlisted, hor!

*applauds wildly*

What about your dad? Is he 33 years older than your mom?

Other "best friends" of Kris Jenner:

because they purchase the bullshit that the ex-wife is a psychotic bitch from hell and she's not letting the dad see the kid.

she's the most tolerable.

Yeah. I can't STAND Beyonce, but she was A-List before they got together. And she'd be fine without him, too.

Your comment just made me wonder if her son can choose to get himself vaccinated at this point. Like, if he *wanted* to be vaccinated against myriad deadly diseases, could he petition the court to override his mother's objections? I mean, he's old enough to understand the risks of being unvaccinated, and he should…

In my state, it's legal for kids 12+ to ride in the front seat. I know 12-year old boys who are as big as adult women. If the seat belt fits comfortably and safely, it's fine.

finally called my mom after avoiding her because I had to tell her we weren't coming to visit. I put it off and put it off and that led to a spiral of self-loathing and anxiety.

Not really. Genetics determine the size of your ass, for the most part.