IMO, you've got bigger fish to fry than looking into water birth. Please know in advance that this advice comes from love and concern and experience.

I've never heard from a woman who has regretted having breast reduction surgery.

WHAT YOU SAID.

You cannot change another person. Not saying people can't change their behavior, but I can promise you with 99% certainty that he will not stop lying because you ask him to.

Totally par for the course.

Khloe sniffed the napkin and decided which of her sisters had the better-smelling vagina, okay?

The people doing this are self-destructive. I don't think they are planning to live long enough to worry about incontinence in their old age. Some people just want to live hard and die young. I worry about what my life and body will be like at age 70, but there are people who really do not think that far ahead and…

It pisses me off when celebs think they can do it better than anyone else. Brad Pitt becoming a furniture designer; ALL of them with their perfumes and fashion lines. The supermodel trying to win an Oscar, the rockstar who thinks he's the next Jackson Pollock. People spend years training and perfecting their craft…

Kanye is the second. Lupita is the third.

Because it's rare.

It just KILLS me that they put Kim Kardashian on the cover before they put a talented, intelligent, beautiful black woman.

She made way too big a deal over it - very attention-whorey.

She's not going to be a lawyer OR a porn star. I'll bet you a million bucks she's going to get Gloria Fucking Allred to sue Duke. Then she's going to be a talking head on all those talking head shows whenever there's a discussion of feminism, college or porn. She will also write a book and do speaking engagements all…

Exactly. Some single moms do sex work. Mine cleaned houses and babysat and served canapés and housesat. She did it. Often we helped her. It's possible.

She put Kim Kardashian on the cover of her magazine. Whatever she has to say about anything is chaff in the wind to me.

Because some people need to feel special.

The dainty, prissy fifis who just cannot bear to sit on a toilet seat are always the ones who make out with strangers in bars and give head after the penis has been in their butt.

If there's pee, I take some paper and wipe the seat. Then I put some more paper on the seat and sit the fuck DOWN.

Celebs think he's a swell guy.

Now I have to do some research on "smelly allele".