THIS.

Well, then, Pregnant Lady can ask BabyDaddy to buy those nice things for his BabyMama. Parents are supposed to provide those things.

LOVE THIS.

You still associate with someone who did that? Better watch your back...

Did she feel "safe" doing that in Cannes? Would she have kissed a "strange man" in Iran?

Kris is the marketing genius. Kim is a figurehead. Or figureass.

*stomps on kernel*

Where are Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford going to sit? LOL, Kathie Lee was quite vocal about having been a guest at Kim's pre-divorce ceremony to Kris Humprhies. She and Kris Jenner are BFF's. (Or they were...)

They owe all their success to him, no? Didn't he help Kris release Kim's sex tape?

One of my peeves is how the French manicure has been bastardized. When I was a wee lass, a French manicure was a thin line of white pencil with a wash of translucent pink polish over it. Usually the nail was relatively short. It was very clean and subtle. Nowadays, it's half an inch of Wite-Out sticking out past a…

Why not get corporate sponsors? Staples (That was Easy!) congratulates the class of 2014!

I know someone who threatened to kill herself if her bf didn't propose. She wanted to be the first of her circle of college friends to "get a ring" and someone beat her to it.

I thought it was toast with barbecue sauce.

No debate. It's from a bottle. Now go grab some drinks with the time I saved you.

Not all, but many spouses of successful people are instrumental or at least aid in that success. Successful business people do a lot of socializing, and if you have a warmly-received spouse, you will be invited to many more social events where contacts are made, and alliances are formed.

Who the fuck recommended this comment? I've read it a few times now and the only sentence that makes any sense is the first sentence.

Jezebel won't criticize Islam.

This is just filler/content for their show.

that photo of Paris Hilton looks like that Real Barbie woman from Ukraine.

Uh oh... I was hoping she wasn't like the rest of them, but it sounds like she is. I always doubted her sweetheartness after the Jesse James stuff came out. Like, how could you not know your husband was into dressing like Hitler?