But if he asked....

Exactly! I'd pay more for the convenience of not having to put on pants and ride down in the elevator, but not THAT much more.

I feel like this could have gone either way. Like, everyone could have been rhapsodizing about how orgasmically wonderful this is, but the winds blew a certain way, and now everyone is shitting on it. And I thought I invented putting ice cream in my coffee (hot or cold; it just takes longer to melt in cold coffee).

The non-consent is the thrill. You can google millions of photos of women in their underwear, but they like getting over.

Eh, it's fine. Kids needs exposure to lots of gross stuff in order to develop their immune systems. It's like low-grade, constant vaccinations.

Wait until they have another kid. They'll be picking up the pacifier from the sidewalk and popping it right back in the second baby's mouth. LOL.

My husband is a germophobe of sorts and watched me give birth three times (at least one of which I shit myself) and he still eats lunch at the Y, so... compartmentalism?

Can't judge. I've been there. Thank goodness those stomach flus usually last 24 hours.

THIS.

No. The license allows you to be married. There is no legal marriage until the officiant performs the ceremony, signs the certificate and files it with the authorities.

Think about it. People who are having THREE wedding parties are NOT trying to do it away from the public eye.

You can have a license, but it doesn't mean you are married. It means you are legally cleared and ALLOWED to marry. The actual legal marriage happens when the vows are witnessed by an officiant who files the certificate. You're not married until the papers are filed.

What is a secret marriage license? You go to City Hall and get a license to marry. Then you get married by an officiant (who must also be licensed to perform the official ceremony; can be clergy or lay person). Then the marriage is filed and becomes official. Then you get the certificate to prove that you are…

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My MOTHER was the one who would always tell me "You don't say NO to ME!" It was her way or the highway, and there was no negotiation, no compromise. And then she'd get mad at me for not standing up for myself.

Good thing you didn't see me watching it.

She hasn't HAD to. She has CHOSEN to.

despite the warnings, you should see the documentary "Zoo".

Well, you can bring a suit for any reason, but it doesn't mean you won't get slapped down by a judge, and ordered to pay the defendant's legal bills.

see my response above. Use the open post on Saturday night, and request help in reporting those bastards. I'm sure other Jezzies would be happy to make a report, and there are enough of us to make a difference.