No one at the top of the ladder has nails like this. Maybe it's regional: upper class New York women keep their nails rather short, and do a solid color, no decals or art. Or they keep them shortish and unpolished. No one has long nails. And if there's a hint of a French manicure, it's understated and natural, like…

I'll chime in: tacky as fuck and they're probably a nightmare to wipe with. How Does one properly wipe after defecating? What kind of gross fecal matter collects under those things? Ew.

This happened to a friend's kid. In California. It's unconscionable. The teacher hear about it and gave the kid some of her own lunch.

I'm completely supportive of Gigi Chao, and think her father is a stupid choad, but I find it gross that they're taking this shit public. I know he started it, but I feel like an eavesdropper on a private conversation...

Anna Wintour will never put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. LOL that Kanye's still trying, though.

This guy needs to be removed from society. He forged a prescription, misrepresented the drug he was giving to his girlfriend, which caused her pain and bleeding and caused miscarriage of a pregnancy she wanted to carry to term (I'm not calling it murder because a fetus of 6 weeks is not a person). That's pretty…

Is his father implicated, too?

The Rock is a really likeable guy. He has a huge, easy smile and seems very comfortable with himself. He also adores his mom. I am SO not into muscle men, but I really dig him. He's charming.

Yeah, because caring about what you put in your body is neurotic.

THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE.

Celebs who pimp their kids: Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Gwen Stefani, Tori Spelling

Oh my GOD, stop with the "can't afford to eat healthy" shit.

I love that she was wearing pants. And not a g-string.

Watch your back, Lorde... I hope she's smart enough to know that Swifty isn't ANYONE's friend. Not really.

I like it! Can't stand Beyonce, but she's gorgeous and can pull off just about any hair do.

Don't DO that to yourself!

Hey, I'm still wondering if it's going to happen. Although it's looking like it will. I thought Pimp Granny Kris was going to "lamar" Kanye, but she realized that if she keeps him around, she can get that wedding first. And THEN she can begin dismantling it with nonstop TMZ dramz.

Queen Latifah is gay, but she remains steadfastly in the closet. She is active in Pride events, but will not go on record as being a lesbian because 'it's no one's business'.

No one else mentioning the irony/slap-in-the-face of a stubbornly-closeted lesbian officiating gay marriages?

I know someone who took his class and LOVED it. He's one of the few celebs I really adore and would be crushed to learn that was a jerk. Richard and Meryl Streep and Dolly Parton.