Neither can she!

Kate Middleton is so incredibly smooth and polished and inscrutable that it makes me cackle like a hag when the real her bleeds though for a fraction of an instant. I mean, say what you like about the royal family (and believe me, as a Brit, I've got plenty to say), but you can't help but admire how much of a pro she…

Stately side-eye.

I find it odd that even though I'm not a fan of the idea of Royal Families, Will and Kate seem like really good people.

Well, I plan on using the term "Cajuns" for my vagina from now on

I'm going to start referring to mine as the cosmic eye without explaining it to anyone.

Oops vagina.... Goddamn autocorrect

that Omfg. I'm not OK with someone not being squeamish about Cajuns

If you can pull off "jam that wang in my cooter" with chutzpah, you've got some serious, sexual gravitas.

Yup. There are no words necessary, but I'm okay with vagina, pussy, or cunt (although I can't think of any guy in the moment that's used it) or just the "you/you are/etc."

Well, it will be. Just GIVE ME A MINUTE. Stop staring at me like that! THIS NEVER HAPPENS. I'M NOT FEELING WELL.

Yes a common side effect of proximity to men saying dumb stuff.

You can get around it, and you are likely better off.

Star for Miss Jackson.

Yes. Hot. Agreed.

More things to call a vagina/vulva and associated erogenous zone:

Hey! Some of us are really into piano slippage porn! Be sex positive!

Hey Doc, is that lady in the gif having a stroke?

"Falcon Nest this is Deep Diver 1, requesting permission to execute Operation Freedom Hole."