So...can we retire Steve Harvey's non-sensical ass now?

In other news… Go 'Cats! Bear down!

Just while I was feeling good about that pregnancy announcement vid. :/

Um, someone needs to tell her that Dale is actually her gay best friend.

I called my husband, who was at a group meeting for grad school (fucking group projects), absolutely sobbing. "Come home. I'm pregnant." And then I cried for two weeks more.

He's so adorable. That face! You could actually see the hamster spin one last turn on the wheel before it clicked in his brain. Happy for them.

Justin Long is having a baby?

"I sense more financial irresponsibility in your future. See ya next week!"

That poor baby. I have a soft spot for older dogs and cats :(

Mihalyfi, 39, of Georgetown has hired psychics

bless your heart

my fiancée has always been a big fan of Paul Rudd since his Clueless days, so she loves to think of the resemblance*

The Italians and French seem to like the term slow food (in contrast to fast food, basically), which definitely has its merits. But then they had to go and form committees and institutes to study it and regulate it and admire it, and it all just makes you want to barf all over their preening self-regard. Goddamn. (I…

I enjoy how The Mindy Project approaches sex - adults have it, in a variety of situations. Sometimes they feel great afterwards, sometimes they regret it, and it's not a huge overwhelming deal if they have a one-night stand that doesn't work out. They're clumsy, they're confused, they're having fun...it's so much more…

this is pretty much how I felt everyday of tomorrowworld trying to walk to the car from dreamville so I can get to wafflehouse (a mile and Half my ass). The raver probably left to find affordable food and not spend one thousand dollars on a burger.

"You never know who's a real gentleman and who is going to start a conversation with 'Sit on my face please.'"

I'll drink to that!

Yeah my first time was like "Take train to Harlem and be vaguely disappointed. Take train back home; no harm no foul."

Yes very much, in fact I slut shamed myself.

I drove home shortly after, wondering if she had slipped something into my pie.