It’s okay if you’re referring to drugs. “Make mine a baby bump, I have to work tomorrow.”

What, wait? Completely agreed for minor and/or nonviolent crimes, but what about kids who've committed serious violent offences? School shooters, rapists, etc.?

(Also I love your screen name. Poor Jerry.)

I had first seen the actual news article shared on a mom FB group before and I’ll admit that my reaction to the headline was judgmental but as soon as I read the actual article (that had good information unlike Jez’s) I felt sorry for the parents and a bit angry at the doctor. I probably would have reacted a bit…

No, no, formula contains “chemicals”* and therefore is bad. Almond milk is all organic and “chemical-free”, so obviously this is the healthiest baby ever.

Maybe He Let Jaden Smith Write His Posts, Because He Tweets Like This And It’s Irritating AF.

I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

It’s actually the title of his next cook book.

God, who doesn’t look back at their 14 year old self and just cringe at what they said and how they acted? I am cringing now thinking about it.

It’s the kind of thing you say at 14 because you are 14 and 14 year olds are terrible.

I’m paying double that for a walk-up apartment without a dishwasher, doorman, laundry, etc. and frankly, to pay $1,082 for a two-bedroom on the UWS is a major luxury in itself. No dishwasher, boo hoo! I would walk through a sewer, never mind a “poor door,” for that price.

They call basement apartments “garden apartments” there? That’s beyond euphemism and firmly into comically absurd territory.

So, obviously everything in the units should be functional, but, as someone who pays $1,400 a month to live in a tiny garden (read:basement) unit, I find it hard to sympathize with complaints that $1,100 for a two bedroom in a safe neighborhood doean’t come with a doorman and a gym.

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

To pretend that slaves were never happy or never had a good day or never smiled is to deny them a basic part of their humanity. That some were friendly with or even loved their masters is undeniable.

“...Stubblefield was a trained facilitator of a controversial bullshit method for communicating with extremely disabled patients ...”

Jia – you should totally make a point of dying to death from Chipotle just to make Julianne feel super awkward/guilty for using this headline.

Yes. This trash can is ironic and cute. Vintage. See how they used rope instead of a metal handle. Oh the WHIMSY. This trash can is for effortlessly beautiful ladies with lofts in Brooklyn.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.