So many comments about penises here. As some rapper once said, "what dat mouth do?"

Also, the prostitution thing, men are less selective (hypothesis) so it's easier for a woman to walk out and say I'm getting laid tonight and do just that.

I watch porn all the time, but (generalizing) I'm more selective than men are. I can't watch a girl with a bad weave, bad makeup, excessive noise (too fake), baby voice and weird kiddie laughing. Also can't do all the fat dudes. Men in porn are often unattractive because they're not making it for us. I think it's…

Ugh. We're not all the same! Your group of friends doesn't represent us all. A nice average sized one is good for me, but I also don't really care as long as it's not huge. I don't really have (or like) vaginal orgasms though. They're too much work for such a lackluster destination (for me). Maybe I'd feel differently…

I got a credit on an at&t account I was in the process of canceling. Wasn't a huge saving (20 or $30), but my number had already been ported over and I told the guy that and he still offered me a credit. I didn't expect it.

Who are the horrible men you people are fucking that wouldn't take a pill to not be a baby daddy? And why are you applying the assumption that your guy can't be trusted to every other man? Whyyy?

You trust that your girlfriend is taking her pill? I never took mine at the right time.. or everyday, tbh. The body thing isn't the consequence for me. The whole financing another human part is. I'm not fucking anyone who could afford a baby daddy situation, though, so I don't see why buddy wouldn't take a bc if he…

irewardchart is an option. It's on iOS and Android

I was only referring to Target..

The return policy is 90 days for most stuff (I know electronics only get 30, but I never remember the other exclusions). Who even needs more than 90 days for Depends!? But yea, sometimes barcodes change on diapers and such so that's how they'd know it was old without a receipt.

Idk how those people on those shows are doing that. Most coupons nowadays say in the fine print that you can only use 4 (give or take) of the same coupon per day per household. A lot of the time, those people know the cashiers so they'll go to newer ones. I've broken coupon rules a few times while backup cashiering.…

But then how would you get into that email account if you wanted to use 2-factor auth with it?

haha, my immediate family's just gonna do brunch at home instead of going to the big family Thanksgiving, because Target. Chicken and waffles, bacon, pork based breakfast meats, etc. for brunch. I think I'm more excited for this than I would've been for dinner.

I... don't even like turkey. We always have ham, roast beef and some form of chicken. We've BBQed a few times (and still had a bit of tradition as well). Tried to convince them to do Thanksgiving brunch this year so I wouldn't worry about getting to work for Brown Thursday on time. Not enough "morning people" so they…

And if you work retail, convince someone to prep your doggy bag... and deliver it in time for your meal in the breakroom :(

Living at home doesn't mean you don't have bills lolol. These loans don't pay themselves and I still have to pay rent and buy groceries. We almost lost our place just last month, actually. I know that struggle. I also pay my own cell phone bill and have since college, where I also paid my utilities, credit card, etc.…

Yes, but how many times do I need to read this lol? I've already said I wouldn't do it again. Stop the lectures, for Beyonce's sake. I called myself a fucking asshole when I mentioned that other people did it. I'm clearly taking responsibility for being a FUCKING ASSHOLE. I said I wouldn't do it again (or kill a mouse…

I really don't think I'll be capturing anymore mice! Sheeeesh. It happened 6 effing years ago. I didn't think it'd last hours (feel free to insert insults here). I wouldn't use a glue trap if I ever had a mouse again, though. I'd get someone else to handle it in whatever way professional mouse assassins kill mice. I…

Ewwwww. I don't think I'm gonna have mouse problems anytime soon though (knocking on wood). I lived in an apartment in the hood 6-ish years ago that was half underground and my windows in the downstairs were street level. The two mice came in the window one day, because my windows had no screens.

I assumed they'd suffocate, but eh, I didn't do it to be humane, to be honest. I did it because I didn't wanna get close to the mouse or clean up any mouse junk. I tried a fancy decon humane one once so I could just free the little shit and the mouse wasn't feeling it. He jumped directly onto the glue one the…