I was cooking a 2 lb pork tenderloin that I put through a garlic press and mixed with some other spice

But don’t do it on an interior wall if you have any interest in good wifi signals in their room. We put magnetic paint on an interior wall and chalkboard paint on an exterior wall and wish we’d done the opposite. Not that the kid is in a bigger room her space became my baseball book collection room with my arm chair,…

I’ve seen two different ways of doing this:

*Slowly closes porn incognito tab forever*

We gotta get the imposter jerk off instagram! The true master baits the false jogger. And we haven’t reached dick run climax yet!

A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

The definition I’ve always heard is that the turn of the millennium is a significant event for a young millennial. 1982 puts the cutoff at 18 when 2000 hits, 1980 at 20, both of which I think are reasonable.

Tattling: looking to simply get someone else in trouble. Telling: looking out for the good of something/someone.

We“banned” guest photos during the ceremony only, and I highly recommend it. I saw too many pictures of a bride walking down the aisle with her dad, with every guest practically IN the aisle trying to take a cell phone photo. We have gorgeous pictures of our ceremony with nary a cell phone in sight. But all bets were…