The secret is to get blue Yoshi, then eat the red Koopa and pray you make it to the finish without getting hit by baseballs or lava or having him swallow the shell.

What, no love to Jack Kingston for playing the role of grinning dweeb?

He's 33, but certainly dresses much younger.

HA! You must be new *everywhere*, then.

"bigotry"

A halfbreed muslin, I hope?

If something is wrong with your car, do you also hit it and yell "TRY IT NOW!" to no one in particular, or is that just me?

"Zero times any other number always equals FAG! Think about it, you little mathematician."

Do you foresee more support for rapists in the future?

Just keep the murders to under 20 minutes and you'll be fine.

Episode 83, looks like.

Episode 83, looks like.

I developed allergies to dogs and cats when I was 8. My parents would have sooner gotten rid of me than the two dogs they'd had since before I existed.

He was 31 when he was telling his story on WTF in 2009.

"It's GLORious!"

Imagine living like that, *and* having the nuclear codes.

THANKS, OSAMA.

I was sad not to see The Time Machine here. The time advancement was so gorgeous in the movie (at the time, at least), but then by the time the Morlocks arrived… I'm not sure if the budget ran out, or just interest in the project, but DAMN, they looked terrible, even by 2002 standards.

You've never seen the final scene of Sons of Anarchy, have you?

I recently watched the entirety of Friends. Talk about a show that has not aged well. One episode that really stood out for me was The One Where They All Made Fun Of Chandler For Talking To A Woman On The Internet, which would have aired around 1997-8. Could they have *been* any more out of touch with young people?