Clark Gregg gets a pass

I don’t know much about the company, but there is a new fangled gummi bear by a US company. I tried it based on someone’s recommendation here on Jezzie and they’re really tasty.

UM EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! NO TWISTER?!

The “Go to Hell” rule needs to be adopted more universally.

The rule is that if someone might not be tell you (for any reason—boss disapproval, fear for safety, etc) ‘Go to Hell’, then you aren’t allowed to approach them romantically.
(it works better as the ‘eff off’ rule, but it sounds less professional when…

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

People may not have noticed this, but his actions really fit his last name because “Weiner” is a slang word for the male penis.

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

I really liked the book “The Golum and the Jinni” so I voted Golum.

Narwhals are real! Like still exist real!

He will simply reappear at th end of the contest and destroy it all, making all of our votes meaningless insignificances.

Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

#SyrioLives

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

I call him Vice President Mother Fucker.

One of my favorite passages from Daniel Nexon’s absolutely classic must-read scholarly review of Gorka’s PhD “dissertation” (Nexon is a prof at Georgetown and has a real doctoral degree):

He’s tweeting again. Kinda.

A male feminist walks into a bar