This is the best fucking Kinja in the history of Kinja.

“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

“For some reason, this issue of xenomorphs has become a paramount issue for the crew of the Nostromo” - Mike Pence’s hair, 2143

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, Mt. Vesuvius making strange noises and releasing ash plumes has become a paramount issue for the people of Pompeii”

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

‘op meq wanI’vammo’ tlha’ tlhIngan veSDuj qaStaHvIS yer ‘orghengan moj potlh wanI’vammo’ tlha’ DIvI’ - Klingon Captain Pence

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“For some reason, this issue of not being able to breathe seems of paramount importance to Kinja commentors.” - M.Pence.

“For some reason, this issue of the horrific, reawakened old ones has become a paramount issue for the planet.” President Pence, 2018

“For some reason, this issue of bear maulings has emerged as a paramount issue for our fur trapping party’s guide.” - Major Michael Pence, circa 1823

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860