I’m pretty sure if the news about the scam hadn’t had the words “Instagram models” in it hardly anyone would be mocking.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

I also love the moment in the George Michael version of Sun when he busts out with LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MISTER ELTON JOHN!!

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

Baby was starting Mount Holyoke in the Fall, so about 18.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

It wouldn’t matter.

Oh, honey!:

Barack just wanna sit under his own vine and fig tree, a moment alone in the shade, at home in this nation he’s made, one last time.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

I, without a trace of irony, think Mad Max: Fury Road was a fucking masterpiece.

how about a trigger warning on that numerical, meteor?

Spencer did nazi that coming....

I fainted at work once in front of 2 people

Between this and this

My son is going as Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. It’s pretty legit.

My son is going as Eleven.

My tale isn’t exactly public, but at least there’s a witness. It’s a story of shame and the meaning of friendship.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I agree... but at the same time a HUGE portion of our society can’t afford to make that distinction. Growing up we used food stamps- got food donations from our church- my clothes were either from yard sales, second hand stores- or things that were on sale 50% off at the walmart (Walmart’s normal priced crap was too…