I read that excerpt a while ago and spat coffee all over my phone.

I'd probably go with opossums as a theme.

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Ohh, gotta look for that one. His fiction makes me feel bad about my attention span, but I love the essays. Especially the cruise ship one.

Holy shit! Never knew that one!

Me too! His whole face looked different with the original accent for some reason.

I started "bloodlands", got an inch in and realized how many more mass graves I was gonna hear about, and bailed.

Why would facts come up? I'm giving my subjective visceral reaction to his films. Facts are irrelevant.

Sorry, pal, I'll work on my quotations and formatting.

When he was in the guy's house, and they cut to his bloody feet, he kinda mumbles "oh, I forgot my shoes…" I couldn't really hear it the first time either.

Is that right? Man, I must've starting blocking that movie out during the viewing.

Hey! Glass houses, bro, keep it klassy.

Ugh, fuck that guy's movies.

This makes me want to watch Fishing With John all of a sudden.

I'd have to give it another look. I saw about 40% a long time ago.

Let's see…
My ranking is:
Dead man
Down by law
Ghost dog
Strangers in Paradise
Broken flowers
Mystery train
…and the rest.

Too sing-y

I only made it through half of Only Lovers, it felt like hanging out with rarified hipsters, complaining about how such n such was so awesome before the lames discovered it.

I know you're just trying to be a random asshole and insult people, but that dude is lonely! He might be walling himself off from the world, but I don't buy it.
Thanks for the input, though, chief.

I did that to my kid cause I didn't want to get a plate.