First rule of guns is not to pull it out unless you intend to use it. They used to teach this. 

If you try to pull out a gun, I assume you intend to kill me, and will respond appropriately if I get the opportunity.

Toot also admitted to “attempting to withdraw his firearm form [sic] his waistband as a scare tactic due to [Odubajo] being bigger than him.”

Such an easy shot to make, but damn it, you get a star. 

“All total, this adds up to over 850 GBs of data.”

Zach Snyder’s entire career can be summed up like this:

To be fair, Falcon and the Winter Soldier premiers the day after ZSJL does and will inevitably overshadow it.

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

The milk wholesaler adds value by making the milk much easier for consumers to get. It gets the milk from farms all over the place and moves it to a convenient marketplace. They earn their markup by adding value.

I’ve read that some of the firms/corps that were shorting Gamestop and getting fucked over now are the ones we bailed out back in ‘08. The funds that bankroll some sports teams are involved too. I say good. Just another crack/hole exposed in this stupid system where the “economy” is booming, but people have no money

“how dare you use what we have been doing for years agaisnt us!” -Wall Street

“You’re an idiot if you leak photos. BTW, send us your leaks!”

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed this video. So much so, that I’ve watched it over and over. My favorite part is the lady that says “OOOO, you got yours buddy” but in the end this white man gets to stagger home and so many of us don’t. We’re left with keys in the door and gripping cell phones as we lay dying. I’m sorry,…

Moments after the can collision with his face, the door-bell ringing made me laugh....

I stopped breathing at Vanilla Lice and straight up died at Wacklemore. Good god that was beautiful.

The only, ONLY thing that would have made this better is if he would have caught the can on the flip.

My dad said “I’m probably the least racist person you know” moments before telling me he believes white people are superior to black people. We got disconnected right after I started explaining the devastating effects of colonialism to him, unfortunately. Cultural/governmental dominance is basically his argument for…

If you haven’t learned by now, saying “I don’t have a racist bone in my body” is probably the most racist response imaginable.  Just stop...

...been discounted heavily on the eshop.