Coach should be thrown in jail for endangering children by exposing them to the biohazardous grease sponges Hooters calls "wings."

Stolen Jewish gold from the Holocaust?

/sorry

OMON (Russian: ОМОН—Отряд мобильный особого назначения, Otryad Mobilniy Osobogo Naznacheniya, Special Purpose Mobile Unit)

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

But is he lucky?

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

He threw it into triple coverage when another receiver was wide open in the flat. Being this is Oregon, I can only conclude the kicker is Joey Harrington's kid

Only one thing I didn't understand about that article, which was every single fucking word.

I don't/doing understand/stood the/that question(s). It is/was hard to read/ing.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

While suspending him for being critical of a teammate is idiotic and petty, if they're going to go down that road, could they tack on a couple of days for centering the entire text?

Oh, yeah?

And who is this Carl Sandburg person? Probably just some guy you know.

Whoever he is, you can be sure he's not teaching in American public schools. All of those folks told me that poetry rhymes. Zing!

Hate all you want... Sure, it's not an incredibly well constructed poem. However, the most disturbing part of all of this is that a student both followed the assignment AND found his own personal form of expression and got suspended for it. You have to love our education system. This guy should have just filled in the…

So Miami sent video of it, the Pats did it to the Saints, Rob most likely told Rex about it so the Jets alert the refs, the Pats go to the well one too many times get caught and Pats fans throw the biggest bitch fit since White Chicks.

So, did no one notice that New England got an extra time out with 2:36 remaining. They had two TO, called one, and then were given the timeout back.

Welp, I'm not going anywhere near ESPN for the next two days, lest I get exposed to the Brady/Belichick fellatio orgy that is surely taking place there as I type this.

On the game winning TD play.

If the Saints can't run the football at all until garbage time in the 4th quarter, Drew Brees is going to be killed. They are not a serious contender until their offensive line improves. And I think that the last two weeks proves that the problem isn't just "Mark Ingram sucks."