Yeah, go ahead and set your own terms with Marvel... they love that.

My head-canon is that Will Ferrell’s character here and in the live action portions of The Lego Movie are the same character.

Not since Don’t Worry Darling has a film been so heavily promoted that will undoubtedly be slightly better than burning garbage.

If the Malibu Dream House gets nuked at some point during the film, you’ll have your answer.

So........The beginning of the end times is what you’re saying?

So that Barbie/Oppenheimer release weekend? You know, the most opposite-seeming major films of all time? Yeah, turns out one is a Book of Genesis metaphor and the other, a Book of Revelations metaphor.

I will never buy that me calling some white woman Karen is equal to her calling the cops to come kill me. 

Open up the bag and add enough oil or melted butter to cover it by an inch or two. Re-seal the bag and submerge in the water bath for four hours.

Obligatory:

This actually happened to me when I was a little kid and playing in the woods across the street from our house. I guess I stepped on some sort of underground beehive and they all flew up and started stinging me all over. Fortunately instinct made me run as fast as I could to our house while pulling my sweatshirt off…

i had to support a 40 yo man for 4 blocks as i walked him home. it would have been 3 blocks but he had trouble remembering where he lived.

Also, resist the temptation to do Nicholas Cage imitations. It will not impress the bees unless you are enclosed in wicker.

While she’s not wrong, a better plan would have been to have one each day on the various “micro aggressions” is heaped upon everyone rather than focusing on a singular group. You want to mention how being labeled a “karen” is bad.. fine.. but also illustrate HOW it game to pass, and the actions of those so-called…

All Bilson’s doing is making me wonder about Hayden Christensen’s child support payments.

Fuck you Russell Tovey and Mawaan Rizwan for making me think you’re a couple. 

No one ever wants to truly accept their abuser wife/husband and father/mother of their children plans to kill them. These people have the key to your psyche and can effectively gaslight you into thinking you are the crazy, paranoid one. Abusers can be so effective, the victim is protective and apologetic to them even…

My brain is still stuck in 2022, so I thought it was an awfully quick turnaround on the book. LOL

This feels like a “well he’s dead anyway, so” profit type situation.

Technically excellent. The best kind of excellent.