I can’t throw shade, my desk at work is typically a chaotic mess too.

“Whistle toning”?

I thought it was pretty gratuitous for Jezebel to mention Jamal at all. I don’t know anything about their family relationship, but I am confident a highly intelligent, respected, and (most of all) boring constitutional law professor like Jamal Greene had nothing to do with this. 

There’s been a big swing against condom use in the gay community among those well off enough that getting chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc is just an inconvenience.

Seriously — this woman carried on a 3-year abuse of a child, then tried to gaslight the situation by saying HE was harassing HER. So glad that backfired on her and her face is plastered all over news sites. I hope she does get real therapy, and I hope the now-teen victim does as well.

2 months?! I can’t believe a judge would give such a lenient punishment given how backlash is inevitable. I want to ask, “How can anyone think that is an appropriate punishment?” But obviously the judge thought it was appropriate.

Kelis managed to talk herself out of which could have been a nice situation. Big Freedia was also caught by surprise when Beyoncé straight-up sampled them, the two worked it out, and now they have worked together. If Kelis had been able to sit down and calm down, get some level-headed advice, this could have been a…

Right? The only real plausible explanation was that... the movie was actually good, which is extremely off-brand.

Both Variety and HR are reporting it had nothing to do with the quality of the film. It’s more a continuation of Zaslav axing everything and wanting DC movies to only be big budget theatrical releases rather than streaming original movies on HBO Max. While also trying to wrangle the DCEU into a more unified universe.

Let’s see minority directors (who just came off the successful bad boys 4 life and critically acclaimed Ms. Marvel), female screenwriter, female Latina lead. Reports from “sources” that it was irredeemable smell like racist, sexists executives making up excuses.

F you Warner. Disney better grab Leslie Grace for a…

Okay, operating theory: Stan Lee knew actual magic and DC is literally cursed.

sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

*(As an aside: I’m not sure “trying to make me pay the literal millions I owe in taxes” is really rises to the level of “rights violation” when you are a world-renowned singer.)*

Sparks was nothing more than a hysterical liar. To try and pin any other label to her is a waste of energy.

I wanted our house to be the tween and (eventually) teen hangout house.

The fantastic podcast You’re Wrong About recently did a three-part series about Go Ask Alice and all it’s foibles. Part 3 included an interview with Emerson.

Even at 13, I knew it was BS when the narrator said “I did Acid, it was ok. But I can’t wait to try POT!”. I closed the book and gave it to my friend Adam never to be seen again (I stole it from the Library, anyway). I didn’t re-read it until I was in my 30's, and I was embarrassed the whole time

Well, I’ll raise my hand. It 100% scared me off drugs. But so did the story about Art Linklater’s daughter jumping off the roof and dying while on acid. Gullible kids come sit by me.

A sanctimonious scold turns out to be a liar profiteering in misery?

So ... Huma likes ambitious, quick-witted motormouths. Doesn’t seem strange.