This is heartbreaking.

If your entire motivation is to save your Nazi Supergirl wife, and you need a Supergirl for that, why would you attack the Earth that normally has zero Supergirls? Like what if Kara had to work that day and couldn’t make it to the wedding.

Stole this gem off one of the replies someone tweeted @proseman

Odds of this being a Scooby Doo episode where the mask comes off and he’s actually Kylie Jenner?

I’m not crying, but it’s sure dusty in here.

He probably put out an APB on her, and had his whole department scouring the streets, while people were getting shot, beat and robbed.

Ok this lady needs to get citizen of the year award. And they need to fire that sherriff.

Hi Michael. Charles Manson and his followers were planning to hide out during the race wars. After the blacks had killed off all the whites, Manson and his followers were to come out of hiding and rule the blacks.

Except it’s not, because on the other end you have the also very white Democrats and Liberals calling for Al Franken’s head when what Moore is accused of is way, way worse, and the likeliest scenario here is that Franken will resign and Moore will waltz into the Senate which, even though Franken fucked up, is beyond…

The white people, both liberals and conservatives, that rush to defend Nazis and the KKK on behalf of free speech haven’t been as vocal about this. Hmm.

Kinja really needs a block feature.

Because they’re nice people; Jim and Pam are jerks.

My single biggest tip for Thanksgiving is to keep your family at the safest possible distance, like “beyond the range of most commercial aircraft.” You in Nome and them in Miami is ideal. You in Narvik and them in Christchurch is playing with power like an old Nintendo commercial. Or, considering it’s November and…

You sir/maddam are 100% correct.

Frankly this is one of the major reasons I do Friendsgiving. Not because I’m one of the people that complains when I am with family, but because everyone that comes to the social get-together is doing so by choice and all legitimately are happy to be sharing the meal with each other.

These are very thoughtful suggestions. Thank you for taking the time to write this post.

Something that worked in my family for decades....everyone has an assigned dish. Preferably something they do well. And they make it every year and bring it. It actually made things smoother and as cousins grew up they started contributing (or taking over). You just took care of the sweet potato casserole/cranberry…

Dont go because its “tradition”.