How am I supposed to eat while knee-driving?

Yes I got side-swiped in my Fit and it was an easy fix. My husband later rear-ended someone (at a low speed) and it was “totaled”. That said, I really liked it when we had it.

I remember when everyone was returning their CDs for a refund, and my dad kept his. “The songs are good”

All the while, he was wearing basketball shorts.

I don’t think enough is being said about this

Yep. The people saying that are the same people blaming the poor for being poor. Our society is nuts!

Holmes on Homes >>>>>>>

Is there lead in the water in Reseda? Also, won’t anyone acknowledge that Kreese is suffering from dementia and ptsd?

Like, of course Cobra Kai won’t will All Valley, their entire team should be in jail!

I kind of really like Jenny & Sumit. I didn’t watch the 1st season, but she seems to really love the country & culture and no one appears to be using anyone. I was really into the guy moving to Mexico, but then he got kind of dickish about the accommodations.

Ally Maki is hilarious in Wrecked. I hope they come back for another season.

I like this one

But this one tho

You’re good friends be like: “She’s the sweetest person I know”

High key, I want to go next year

But seriously. What about liquor stores?

abstinence only, of course

How do you self-quarantine if you’re sharing living space with others? Are you all now in quarantine?

The Lobster

I have a cancer screening tomorrow that will cost $2K and I just realized that I missed the filing deadline for my dependent care FSA so I’m also out $2K there. Thinking of just letting the cancer take me...