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I long for the heady days of R2-D2 and C-3PO’s romantic chemistry.

I never hate myself more than when I find Steve Harvey funny, but goddammit he can be really funny.

YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT LANCE

Good for him. Pathetic that so few in the media throw even that small amount of her shit right back in her face.

Oh absolutely. In fact there was a time Joe was meeting with Donald for a potential VP pick.

Yes. I watch his opening monologue (i.e. Weekend Update) even if I don’t watch the whole show. He’s been killing it.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Since you must be a fashion expert, what would be appropriate for an ancient 46 year old to wear to such an event that would be appropriately covered up for you?

She did go. She didn’t do the dance part, but they released videos of the sound check. And she did say in the live interviews prior her ear piece wasn’t working. They definitely fucked up but she is still making an asset out of herself.

fuck you, she can wear what she wants. fuck your bullshit body and age policing asshattedness. no one asked your opinion, and no one owes you a pleasant view.

She didn’t fuck up the performance. There was an audio problem. This kind of shit happens all the time in live performance. She fucked up by continuing this bullshit parade of accusations and lies. If she had laughed it off, left the stage to get the problem fixed and returned, she would have been lauded. But no.

So this is interesting to me as someone who was adopted as an infant. If my parents had done something terrible to me at 14, would the reporting and punishment gone this way? Or, is this written to imply she was adopted later and there was perhaps something sinister to the mom seeking an older child?

She raped and murdered her own child, but she is out on bail. That is fucked up.

I’ve been wondering this for a while so i’ll ask it here why did blac chyna change her name to blac chyna?

Paying my car tax. The first time I was stopped by the fuzz and I realised I had nothing to worry about - I was insured, taxed, full lisence and not stoned - that’s when I settled comfortably into my Old status. Good evening officer.

oh man. I feel like we will all turn into my dad. I asked him to turn on the classic rock station once in the car, and he turned to me and said, with a grave face, “it used to just be rock.”

When I gave earnest advice about credit scores to someone younger than me. “Listen here Sonny, you’re gonna wanna keep your balance low, and use every credit card sparingly but regularly... I remember back before the war...”

Had a busy day - took the car for a service appointment, went on a bike ride for the first time in probably a decade, and also groomed the shit out of Amy.

We’ve all had a night, or an entire relationship that left us feeling that way. What you’re feeling is perfectly understandable and it’s good you’re able to identify what’s going on for you because that allows you to make choices you’ll be happier with in the future. Don’t see him again, take some time for yourself to