Stupid hat? Check.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Oh god yes this a million times this. I love doors. I’m still sad that I can’t slam a phone back on a receiver anymore for the same reason.

Yea, I also feel like people who want an open space “so the whole family can be together” don’t realize how annoying their family really is.

I live in a loft and am anxious for the day we can have freaking walls and doors again. I love my husband, but there really is something to be said about having your own room with a door! It’s also incredibly hard to get angry when you can’t slam a door to make a point. Closing pocket doors just really doesn’t have…

Depends on the size of your house. I prefer an open concept in smaller homes.

I am with you - open floor plans suck. They’re noisy, and they won’t let you hide your clutter. You also can’t escape your partner, roomie, or kids when you desperately need to. This is also why I think the current fad for tiny houses is stupid and unlivable in the long term.

Yeah, that was fricking ridiculous.

This kinda bullshit is what pisses me off about the media. He misspelled potato, oh shit, better spit roast him! Howard Dean yells into a mic, fucking murder him! Yet they can’t call out a bald faced lie to a politician or president-elects face.

Seems so quaint now that being unable to spell potato was seen as disqualifying someone to hold the high office of vice president. How far the bar has fallen.

#murphybrown

There is literally no human on the planet interesting enough to have a dedicated tv channel for. Sorry Tay.

ALL TAYLOR ALL THE TIME!!!!

Rob for the win. Also, this is the first time I’ve said it, but Kim did have a different nose, didn’t she? Kourtney and Khloe appear to be the same.

“Culturally, [I’m] perceived as being white, male, upper-class, privileged.”

because a woman who has experienced rape can’t convincingly play a loveable goofball?

Is it horrible that I truly want this woman to be doxed?

It sounds like she mouthed off at one of them when asking for her things to be bagged properly. It’s hard to tell because she is having a full tantrum. The ending is hilarious. I’m pretty sure she’s on the phone with the police and yelling at them that she’s being discriminated against.

It just makes the video all the better. Michaels - the most sedate store ever.