Are you disagreeing with CNN? Surely you must be an accomplice in the war against women! Your Beetle won't save you from Nancy Grace's wrath!

"9.7 / 10 - IGN" lol

I'm man enough to admit that for 2 years I owned a Samurai. I would never buy this. The Samurai at least had it's open top, actual off-roadiness and Sub-10K price. This won't sell.

Yeah, he's dead. As Patrick's lengthy NINE sentence article states, he landed and body parts exploded all over covering men, women, children, mountain goats, and tiny baby kittens. It was awful. You could smell Monster Energy drink, fuel and an oder not unlike burning French fries for miles around.

Sorry! I slept through journalistic ethics class the day we had the lecture called, "If you really think somebody is bad, It's cool to make up worse stuff about them and publish it."
I'm not defending Robertson per se, but this is shitty journalism.

The fact that you repeatedly mention your PE license as if its an achievement only proves my point. And for the record I am 29.

Sounds about the right response.

I just bought 91 Samurai last weekend (as DD) ...and it puts a smile on my face each time i drive it, i say buy one now!

The IOC computers went on the fritz and they had to call for tech support.

As a kid working @ a national chain Oil Change place, I loved when these rolled in. Dipstick & oil fill? Under the driver's seat.
All cars should have this feature.

This is me, while driving it.

Needs more Sail.

"Where the hell is it??"

I am confuse because I received neither email or bacon.

...oh crap...I misread the question....

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

Based on the audio the driver has been identified.

Dem balls. Cannot unsee.

Hey, that works too. It also sounds really cool. I wish everybody playing a shooter online would use military slang over their mics, actually.