One word - Magnolia.

Yes, it was really awful of us all to force them to have that many.

I followed your link, and that is my new favorite website.

No, her earlier statement, according to TMZ. Something about substance abuse and anger issues. I don't remember the exact wording. As soon as I heard the words, "TMZ is reporting," I only listened with one ear.

Not if he spends his days getting high and hitting and/or yelling at them. Which is what I think her statement is implying.

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. I sat next to them in a NYC restaurant in the late '80s, and he never once took his eyes off her, except briefly, to exchange salad dressing recipes with the chef. He was obviously smitten, and they were married more than 20 years by then.

Rosalee announced her pregnancy to Monroe in the season finale, IIRC. So I guess you got your wish.

Only when she's in a public restaurant, apparently. Because she's just that much of an addict.

In most states, a majority vote is never used in a criminal trial. In order to deprive someone of their freedom, in federal and nearly all state courts, there must be a unanimous vote. There are a couple of states where that is not true, but NY is not one of them.

Not as bad as last night's team of Al Leiter and Ryan Ruocco. Last night's broadcast was like listening to paint dry. I missed the subtlety of "Wrongway" Kay.

Kay is entertaining, but I have made a drinking game out of how often he makes basic mistakes - how many outs, who is up, even once what city they were in. ("And we're here on a beautiful day in Baltimore" when they were in Chicago. I kid you not.)

I think Cohen, Hernandez and Darling are so good, that during the Subway Series games, I listen to the Mets broadcasts, in spite of my rabid Yankee love.

Oh, don't be so mean. I wasn't saying that it was exactly like those shows. I was saying that, compared to the stunning work of Brian Bolland, which IMHO elevated the original material from torture porn into art, the new art looks like Super Friends. I was trying to make a point.

I am oddly looking forward to this. But really, without Brian Bolland's art, half the greatness of the original story is gone. The story was so horrifying, but the art so beautiful. The clip above just looks… cartoony. Like something out of Super Friends or Teen Titans Go!

You do know that the proprietor of City Wok on South Park is not actually Asian, don't you? He's a white, mentally ill man who only THINKS he's Asian. Hence the over-the-top offensive stereotypes. I think it's a comment on offensive humor, rather than offensive in and of itself. And it's hysterical.

The W isn't a letter. It stands for… dope.

I demanded that they put Port Charles on in the delivery room, while I was in labor. That's how much I loved that show.

Or from our… Oh, never mind.

That's because it wasn't actually a thing. Leslie Jones must have skimmed some AMC history to come up with that. See my post above.

Leslie Jones is not as much of an "All My Children" fan as she said she is. Otherwise, she would know that Haley was not called Pork Chop. Rather, she called her uncle, Trevor, Uncle Pork Chop. Rips was too much of a pro and a lady to point that out and make her guest look bad. Bravo for her.