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Hey, if $5 in a tip jar at the doc's office will get me a warm speculum next time.......

You must be high, food prices match inflation and the tip is a percentage of food cost. No need to keep raising tip percentages unless food cost has stayed stagnant.

Oh that poor little girl. That must have been so hard for her, but so brave. How did she hold up in the aftermath?

What a monster

I know 11 years olds are smarter than I naturally want to to believe but what an awkward and inappropriate (?) way to explain that to his daughter! I would have gone with "latex glove", at least.

You most definitely qualify for worst. There’s a special place in hell for this guy.

Oh. My. God.

WOW.

No. Nononononono.

This one took my breath away. Hope you've kicked cancer's ass <3

A more nuanced version of her argument would also include something saying that the employer is obligated to adjust any wages up to the minimum hourly if the server's combined tips don't reach it. To which anyone who's worked in food service at all can just laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

So far I count:

I was so hoping she'd pull a Sean Connery on SNL and say something nasty about Trebek's mother. But alas, no.

I thought the rule is that whoever asks the other person out has to pay....?

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It never fails to amaze me how surprised people are when the secret they told a coworker in the strictest confidence spreads like wildfire.

The office I work at is so boring. It seems to me the most contentious issue is "whose leftovers has made the fridge smell like farts THIS time?" and the passive-aggressive cleaning of the fridge by a single employee (who also happens to be the usual announcer of the said fart smell).

One thought I have is that for those who are deeply troubled by seeming inability to declutter, suggestions such as "Just do xyz," with a follow up response of, "I suspect then your feelings of abc will just die," is not actually a selling point for all those who struggle (but are not OCD, nor are they exactly

The Human Centipede series should be mentioned as well. Probably more just gross and plain bad taste but the director I believe has had trouble travelling because of the films.