Suzanne also said a lot of shit about her hubs hitting it when she was asleep.

And like it would be a bad thing to try to prevent a sexual abuser from winning a prestigious award. I’m sure the Academy is just thrilled with past winner, Kevin Spacey.

Eh, Suzanne Somers looks happy and all, but John Oliver did a pretty good takedown of how these luxury beach houses suck up multiple times their already high commercial value in federally-backed flood insurance claims. I guess it depends on where the beach is located, but if it’s literally sitting overtop of the water…

Please stop repeating that his saying Nate Parker did “stuff in his past” when he was 18 and suggesting that was all long in the past is the same as his saying Nate Parker deserved it. It isn’t.

Did YOU read the article? He says he did bad stuff in the past BUT HE WAS 18. That’s absolutely diminishing what he did.

It’s hilarious how you are trying to frame this as he is not exonerating him. Did you just read the one quote out of context you wanted to?

You realize that to bone everyday, you neverget sick, or bone with someone has stomach flu? or is hacking up a lung? and you never get to go on a trip with just a friend, or whatever? Or just not be in the mood? I love my husband- we’ve been together 30 years, we have plenty of sex but god just no.

No. Why would you assume that?

And for the love of God, why go out of your way to defend a rapist? Nate Parker lost his chances of getting an Oscar almost a year ago.

Armie Hammer is an idiot with a stupid name. I think most of us are wondering why the Affleck brothers have so far escaped serious criticism and consequences. And if Hammer had brought up Affleck compared to Parker in a different way that would have been one thing. Dismissing Parker’s past the way Hammer did, is not…

Armie Hammer is quite sure the rape allegations against Nate Parker were timed to hurt his chance at an Oscar. [Page Six]

Dood, Armie Hammer, shut up. We don’t need your hot take. Nate Parker lost his chances for an Oscar almost a year ago, why bring it up now? Yes, Casey Affleck is a piece of shit. Just because he won an Oscar, doesn’t excuse what Nate did. You don’t need to defend a rapist.

Hey Arnie Hammer, whoeverthefuckyouare: go to hell. You’re right, there are a lot of people who’ve not yet faced their reckoning, but that has nothing to do with the fact: nothing was fabricated in order for some dipshit I’ve never heard of to not have a chance at his bullshit industry prize. What a stunningly…

And three years too late, I realized that Tove Lo letters switched is To Love.

One, from the Jordan University of Science and Technology, found that onion juice made male rats copulate faster but less often.

He’s such an angry fucker. His entire rant is too long and wordy to be excused as “thoughtless”. So any apology he makes (if at all) will be bullshit.

Public service announcement:

I discovered vegetables are edible when I moved out of mother’s house and had a girlfriend who said something to the effect of “you grew up on canned vegetables? Ewww! Gross!” then introduced me to the frozen kind.

I recently figured out this tip myself! I heat up my water for coffee in the microwave in the morning. I set it to go for 3 minutes. In that time, I can unload and reload my dishwasher. I love to see the clean counters, and I never start cooking until I’ve cleaned them all off, but I always thought it was a huge task.

I don’t take a lot of shortcuts on holiday meals since they’re the only time I see most of my family, so it’s a little more special. But rolls are one thing that I’m willing to negotiate on.