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FWIW, i’m brown so do I get to salivate over Riz Ahmed?

Here are some suggestions for People magazine:

 Did the definition of the word “sexy” change this year and I missed it? I was at the movies this weekend, did every male cast member of Thor and Black Panther say, “Nah, pass?” Because every man in those films, including green, CGI hulk are far more compelling than... what’s his name again? Bland? Egg?

“She goes, ‘Listen to me, you’re going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don’t take this gift and just live in the moment.”

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People

Same magazine that made Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson the sexiest man alive.

Gwen,

I don’t know what it means or says about me but I knew what Gary that was going to be before clicking and thought “I’m glad he’s doing good”.

Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017

Such a bummer. The season finale certainly played like a series finale, though, so maybe it wasn’t a surprise to the showrunners.

Glad it bowed out before it got stale or went off the wheels (and the now series finale did feel full cycle without taking the characters too far from where they started). It didn’t lose as much steam in its three seasons as the similarly-themed if more low-brow You’re the worst did/has.

It’s especially sad that this comes on the day Future Man premiered on Hulu, a show that Julie and Billy would have torn apart.

When my mother was in the terminal stage of cancer she was prescribed cocaine hydrochloride mouthwash. Which she refused to take, along with the morphine and oxycodone and fuck knows what else she was prescribed, and which I went on to use and abuse myself.

Tracee Ellis Ross is hosing the American Music Awards this weekend.

Apparently (posted elsewhere) autism is linked to old men’s sperm. Just because you can shoot doesn’t mean it’s quality jizz. Give them that biology.

Got a dude(?) telling me Anthony Quinn fathered children his whole life so it must be okay!*

Women get called out for it (Janet Jackson, Hoda Kotb) and the Clooney’s get praised *eye roll*

 Rose McGowan, dangerous criminal. Gimme a break.

A woman who we know had trained spies stalking her in an effort to discredit and silence her is arrested for cocaine “residue” in baggage they believe to be hers, left behind on a plane.

“It would be a tragedy if I didn’t have children,”- Stamos