I get angry every time I see a member of that family being feted and given the royal treatment. Even watching the video of Arabella singing in Mandarin and getting applause from the guests at the Forbidden City dinner makes me think about how unworthy this family of grifters is. They haven’t earned it, not a one of…

or actively lessened the office she holds

Whoever wrote that saw that she did voice work on an Emmy-winning show and conflated that award given to the show (Lost in Oz, for sound editing for animation) with Mack herself.

If you don’t count her loudly flapping her gums on the teevee promoting Obama birtherism, dismissing and defending her husband’s admission of sexual assault, suing internet nobodies for saying mean things about her, threatening to sue her supporters for saying nice things about her, and cavalierly costing taxpayers…

Aside from her fictional college degree and the plagiarized speech- which, I suppose, are small potatoes in the scheme of things.

Well we knew she wasn’t gonna reach Michelle Obama levels of amazing, but I was hoping for at least a Laura Bush level of quiet dignity... and her going around in a FLOTUS ball cap and looking like Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle ain’t it.

I love how “has not constantly disgraced herself or the nation nor led us to the brink of nuclear war” has A) become the bar and B) is impossible to clear by anybody but her.

She benefits from the fact the bar has never been set so low.

On the Allison Mack story, it’s worth noting a few interesting things:

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

As a Windows Phone user, you can take your outrage at being excluded from an app for a long walk off a short pier.

I work at McD’s and I can tell you that that isn’t mold. It’s mostly excess lube. Further, that piece it made to collect the lube and doesn’t touch the food. I agree that it looks dirty but it’s quite normal. In our machine that piece always looks like that at the end of a busy day (and after that we clean it and the…

I need something like this but for Arby’s shakes. I’ve lost count of how often the shake machine is down regardless of location.

They report on countless software that’s exclusive to specific OSes. There’s no problem with it unless they completely leave out certain OSes without making it known they’re focused only on specific ones like iOS/Android exclusive sites. Just a few days ago they did an article on an app just on Android.

Most Cherokees are in Oklahoma, but yeah, we don’t do braided headbands. I mean, maybe some people do, but that’s not because they are Cherokee. That’s because they have Instagram.

This is what traditional Cherokee fashion looks like:

At the same time how many of the parents labelled difficult are trying to protect their kid? Katherine Heigl’s mom? She seems to have helped with Siegal. Mara Wilson said her parents were always watching her and really responsible (even though how much they were able to protect her was limited). Billy Ray Cyrus?

It’s all fun and games when you’re Instagramming Cherokee-inspired headwear for #springbreak, but living in the wild with normal people is another story.

Jesus. Imagine being a life-long Packers fan who finally made a pilgrimage to Lambeau Field for the first time, getting to your seats early to revel in the surroundings, then this fuckin’ guy sits down next to you.

This has always bugged me.. It should be “ITTT” Why are they using the first letter of majority of the words, but then using the whole word that starts the phrase? It’s a distant cousin to “Pin Number”

As much as I like to rag on Green Bay fans, in fairness everyone else in that picture look like they’re having the reaction a normal person would to being around that guy.