You can fuck right off, too.

I’ve found that the grocery stores (in my area at least) tend to put BTB on sale right before the major cooking holidays — Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter.

About 2 years after opening, but the taste is 1000X better than the dry cubes.

Seek out the Roasted Garlic BTB, too.

I use the roasted garlic BTB in the water I use to boil potatoes for mashing/pasta/rice.

I intentionally pronounce it in my head as rhyming with finger.

All the “recipes” I’ve seen is you just stick raw oatmeal, some liquid and maybe some mix-ins in a jar then stick it in the fridge (or some leave it on the counter, depending on the liquid) and you apparently eat it cold or room temp, which sounds disgusting.

I’m offended on behalf of the word toast by this abomination. Like, if I tried pulling this shit with a regular potato, people would laugh at me for claiming it was “toast”.

Already done. There was a doctor in my town 20 years ago who was getting people to do chelation — which is a legit medical procedure for removing actual heavy metal toxicity — for everything that ailed them. Cancer. Lyme Disease. “Fatigue”. He would give them that and Prozac and they all felt better (mood-wise, it did…

I do one with white sauce (Alfredo, really). Penne, seasonings, pizza toppings like sausage and onion, then shredded mozzarella on top. Way better than Chicago soup.

Quesadillas are quick and easy. All you need is tortillas and any kind of filling. I’ve been doing sweet breakfast ones that are basically poptarts — spread the tortilla with nutella or jam or butter/sugar/cinnamon, top and press for 3 minutes (you can adjust the timing to you preference).

Important to remember, these are only the opinions of people in these age cohorts who are A. still single/seeking and B. choosing to use this particular dating app rather than all of the other more common dating apps. So you have a self-selecting group, probably studded with a lot of bros who are either commitment…

They’re not uneducated, that’s the baffling thing. The morons claiming the superiority of going vaccine free and drinking only raw milk and water are largely well educated, and often very sheltered and coddled. When they start getting sick, they tell themselves it’s something else — gluten or meat or they are doing…

My resolution for 2018 is that there is no difference. Trolls ARE complete idiots and vice versa, so no wasting time. He’s a complete idiot.

All art is propaganda. And it seems like these passes are always given to people who prey on the vulnerable. I’ve read and seen enough of the works of predators. I want new voices.

Dialectical Behavior Therapy.

It comes back. It’s the fucking zombie of bad albums.

If you actually pay attention to the art (and it’s art with an identifiable narrative, like a script or lyrics), you’ll find that the views of the creator is infused into the art. So if the creator hates women or wants to fuck children, it’s going to be at least a subtext of that art unless that person wasn’t the main…

I mean, am I the only one who paid attention to his lyrics?

Or you can not fill your drains with corrosive chemicals (if it doesn’t clear the clog, your plumber is just going to love you) and possibly foul your septic system. Be more careful about what you put down your drain and always flush with very hot water if you are washing greasy stuff.