Or even last year.

So Johnny Depp can’t afford a pet sitter? Why do people do this shit? You can’t just drag animals willy nilly around the world without regard for other countries’ laws.

So shocking. She is such an upstanding person. I also don’t understand how the place she is volunteering is only open mon-fri, but they are allowing her to do her hours on the weekends and a holiday. 😒

This story was on Gawker earlier, and I couldn’t believe the number of people saying, “But the dogs are already there, so what’s the point of making them go back?”

Melissa seems to think she should be given the same respect and admiration that her mother received. Which is, as the rest of us realize, utter bullshit. She is set for life financially, she doesn’t have to work, and the only reason anyone ever hired her for anything was the fact that Joan came with the deal.

Right? I mean, I respect that she pioneered the way for female comedians early in her career. Great. But for the past 10 years, she’s been shitting on her legacy herself, no need for Kathy to be involved.

Oh please. Joan Rivers would have been the first comedian to call in for a job when another was in a coma. Does Melissa not know her mother at all. Second about the legacy? What Kathy said was right. But Joan could do it. For whatever crazy charismatic/old woman reason without coming off as mean spirited. Or too mean…

she’s on the wierdest PR tour in recent memory right now between this and her story about how Jay Leno didn’t take the time to come over to her and pay homage to her grief when he awkwardly met her gaze across a hotel lobby 2 months after her mother died.

I don’t understand why people think they are above laws for transporting their pets or do absolutely no research before moving to a foreign country. I used to work at an animal hospital and would spend hours arguing with people on the phone who would call and say:

There is literally nothing worse than someone who doesn’t understand / is a pedant about hyperbole.

Right? Can’t your little rich ass fly a friend in to pick up your dogs? It seems extremely lazy and irresponsible that they’ve been kept for this long.

“ … it was the last piece I had of my mother . . . They took the last thing I had and smashed it.”

So it’s okay for Joan to kiss people’s asses on the red carpet and then say on Fashion Police they look like a warmed over turd, but Kathy saying Joan’s comedy was old fashioned is “shitting on Joan’s memory”?

I felt like all these people were so out of control, including the person who made the allegation about racism

Calling Fashion Police “a little jewel” is a bridge too far. Joan Rivers was funny wherever she went. Someone just had the good sense to put her back on TV. But she would have been equally good at sports commentating, or as an animal psychic, or on her own cooking show. (Joan’s Booze and Storytime Hour, naturally.)

...and your mother made a career out of shitting on people.

I was referring specifically to its link with constipation.

I’m just a lowly pediatrician, but I always advise parents with constipated babies to avoid bananas and rice, because both can be incredibly “binding.”

I’ve always had trouble with the idea of “health shaming” because it assumes that striving for improvement requires judgement. That’s a false dichotomy. We can ALL be healthier. Me, you, everyone. But saying there’s room for improvement doesn’t necessarily mean what you’re doing right now is “wrong.” I’m a DBT…

People who don’t have diabetes have no idea how fucking HARD it is to lose weight. Seriously. Like, THE HARDEST.