They are Republicans trays. They deny the existence of whatever is causing them to melt.

They are Republicans trays. They deny the existence of whatever is causing them to melt.

And it’s increadibly uncomfortable being very pregnant because you’re short of breath all the time, you can’t eat normal sized meals, just snack which ruins your teeth, you can’t move freely and your bowels don’t work well being squashed like that. Luckily it’s only for the last miserable months, then it all moves…

You’re probably alright if you’re just walking around your house in it.

Well Ryan WAS naked in that film (and none of the actresses were naked to my recollection, so I respect the film for that.).

Hillary Duff is 15 years younger than me. I cordially invite you to get the hell off of my lawn.

This happened like a WEEK AGO. And then they got married. That does not bode well.

Mandy Moore and Hilary Duff are of the same generation, a.k.a. a little old for this shit.

Never heard of a “waist trainer” but I have heard of a corset. That is a corset. There’s nothing sane about working out in a corset.

Agent Carter was renewed?!?!?!

I do not care for this trend of popstars wearing these high waisted panties with tights underneath. Hilary Duff is no exception. She and all the rest of them are invited to get off my lawn, despite the fact that Hilary Duff is actually older than I am.

This is fabulous.

I’m annoyed with your fiance and would like to address him directly. Look, ballsmcgee, I don’t give a shit if you don’t give a shit about the details. The details aren’t necessarily important in that it doesn’t matter whether you go with angel food or devils’ food cake, but it does matter in the sense that a decision…

The dollar dance was the first thing I thought of when I saw this headline. I think it's so trashy and greedy. People have bought you shower gifts and a wedding gift, and now you have the maid of honor and the best man standing by the bride and groom panhandling for money. The dollar dance makes me cringe.

I’ve been to tons of weddings, literally too many to count, because I love weddings and I’m a guy and my husband refuses to go so I’m a chatty “single” guy who likes to dance. I’m everyone’s first choice as a date if I don’t make it onto the guest list on my own.

My partner did all of the wedding planning because I have a busy life and never wanted a wedding. People are so freaking sexist! The flower company refused to have the account in his name, wouldn’t discuss arrangements over the phone with him, and sent every paper communication addressed to me after we spoke to them…

Wedding favors. We didn’t have any because I couldn’t think of anything I was dying to give people. I watched my friends freak out over the ‘perfect wedding favor’ and work way too hard and spend way too much money on something that gets left behind, tossed in a junk drawer, or eaten and forgotten about. So we just…

I keep having to have a talk with my fiancé about this. You see, I am the breadwinner and he handles most of the household stuff (he works part time). He has PLENTY OF DOWN TIME to deal with the wedding. So he asks for a list. I wish he could just come up with a list, but fine, I give it to him. Three days later he…

Like tiramisu in place of cake???

I laughed so hard. Wedding #1 was such a shitshow that, upon being told we couldn’t elope because it wasn’t romantic, I informed Mr. VonQueso that he could plan the wedding. He did and did so famously. It was amazing and I’m glad I had it.

How about we trash the wedding tradition that says the woman plans everything while her finace occasionally “bloop bloops in on a flying saucer”?