Same at my local BK. I have had to have my plain burger remade multiple times, only to be informed by the person on the grill that you can’t eat a burger without ketchup. Yeah, you can.

The guy who stole 3 lbs of crab legs is the victim in your scenario? Huh?

Spot clean with Magic Erasers — though they can take off some paint, so use with caution, especially on any paint with a gloss to it. They are the bomb for light switches and door jambs, though. For the walls, I had a friend who was a decorator/painter, and his rec was to use TSP, tri-sodium phosphate, which runs…

Very fastest: swipe with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, rinse thoroughly afterwards to get off any melamine residue. Don’t even have to soak.

Pretty much every pizza place, deli and convenience store in my area (Central NJ) has cheaper, bigger hoagies. This is probably why every Subway that has tried to open around here goes out of business in under 5 years.

It’s not a healthy way to lose weight, but it’s how he lost it. Heard it right here.

That smell, though. I once stopped at a gas station after driving 8 hours over night. It was 6 am. They had a fully-operating Subway inside, and a trucker was getting a meatball sub. It was all I could do to keep from vomiting on the register. I will never willingly go near a Subway.

Yeah, that does make it so much worse.

Oh, come on, you knew he’d be a racist, too. It’s all part of the package, like how you end up with all those stupid shopping channels when you just want ESPN.

Because it was a parody of Friday Night Lights, a tv show (and movie) about a high school football team in Texas?

Oh, I was mistaken, you’re actually a time traveller from the 50s! How’s it going, Mr. Cleaver?

Aw, feel better. Methotrexate in pill form so did not agree with me. I ended up switching to the injections (and I still have to have some Reglan, an anti-emetic, on hand just in case). You might want to pick up some liquid antacid like Maalox if the ice cream doesn’t do the trick, but maybe it will be enough :) Good…

I’ve had RA since 1997. Eat whatever the hell you want. Seriously, it’s not going to make a difference. My only word of advice is if you go through a period of vomiting, and you might, eat ice cream, because it still tastes good coming up.

It’s a modern radio station. Streaming services pay more per play to the artist than radio does.

I’m a GenXer, but, samesies. I have yet to find a music service with an algorithm that gets me. I’d rather make my own playlists with my own music.

Never seen the rosary babies, but it does call to mind an incident from my childhood. We were living just off Main St, around the corner from where this hardcore fundie church, The Fishers of Men Baptist church, had rented out a storefront. They also had two of their members living in an apartment above it (who…

Something something wifely duty?

Exactly. I’m 20 minutes from Sam’s, but over an hour from the nearest Costco. I’d shop at Costco in a heartbeat, but they’re just too far away to make it worthwhile.

Exactly. I’m 20 minutes from Sam’s, but over an hour from the nearest Costco. I’d shop at Costco in a heartbeat, but…

If you want to keep your sanity, stop caring about the pending thing, and, if you use Chrome, add the Ungrey Gawker extension. It’ll be like “pending approval” doesn’t exist.

We have it in New Jersey, too, at least in the Central and Southern bits.