I see you, and raise you this monstrosity (which I just linked to in another thread) around the corner from me. No reality tv connection, but so much gaudier.

Not mass-produced, but also not the only ridiculous Italianate mansion on the auction block in NJ due to a fraud conviction: http://www.nj.com/somerset/index…

The Batshit Signal.

After a couple of weeks in an in-patient program for depression, I ended up in a fairly long-term outpatient program that was for women only and was DBT-based. I cannot recommend DBT therapy enough. I know it was initially developed for women with BPD, but I, a non-BPD person, found it really useful. It's very…

As someone who is a counselor mentioned, back in the day, these things were only offered to the kids identified as emotionally dysfunctional, so Eric’s not wrong — it was an option for a subset of kids in special ed.

That was indeed my first thought. I know kids get potty trained earlier these days because of day care, but, be smart, have some emergency diapers for road trips. A 2-year-old cannot be expert level yet when it comes to bodily fluids.

I've driven from NJ to WI, and vice versa, several times by myself, non-stop. Okay, the first time, it was with my aunt and her 3-year-old, she drove to the NJ line, got in the back seat with the kid and made me fucking chauffeur her all the way to WI. I had had my driver's license for 7 months. My cousin is 30 now…

I'm not sure why it's hard to believe the guy, all on his own, is an entitled cheapskate loser who wants to make his friends do his move instead of having a real bachelor party. Not every guy is cool.

The Rock is much smarter and does not (yet) have dementia, that we know of.

What would have made her know better? We’re talking about the woman who made headlines by kissing Britney (or was it Xtina) at the MTV Music awards. She’s made huge money by being pretty much the same person for the last 30 years.

Why would the straight woman want to fuck a woman? The gay and bi ones, sure, but, no, straight women are not often overcome by lust by other hot women. That is not a thing.

As someone also of that era, Barry, of all the closeted stars, seemed the... least closeted? Unlike a lot of them, he never really pretended to be straight.

Everyone knows that women love it when you hover above their rib cages then splooge on them. That’s so enjoyable.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that their 10th anniversary is coming up. That seems to be a milestone in a lot of prenups.

I know a guy who was at college in another state and decided to pop home for the weekend unannounced, only to find all of his stuff on the front lawn with price tags. Seems his parents had sold the house and forgot to mention it. Oops. (It actually wasn’t malicious, his parents were both bubble-heads and thought they…

If I were considering dating someone and had previously had sex with their child or parent, I would think about the fact that there are 7 billion people on Earth, and nope the fuck out of there.

Honestly? Because I think, having been divorced, they have a lower opinion of marriage than the never-married singles. It’s kind of like losing your virginity. After the first time, it’s not such a big deal, and you are a bit less discriminating about who you will do it with and under what circumstances.

What if I told that just makes it more inane and inappropriate? Seriously, knock that shit off. It’s not cute.

Wait, so they knew they were breaking up and she wanted to get paid for the bedbugs he gave her almost 5 years ago? Damn, maybe they should stay together to save other people from dating them.

LOL. I don’t know who you think you’re talking to. Quit confusing every woman with the one who dumped you.