He's a bit aged for Susan's taste, I think.

BECAUSE THE SONG SUUUUUCKS.

Your wife's family may do gifts on Easter, but that has nothing to do with being Catholic. I grew up Catholic, in a very Catholic area, and Easter gifts (as opposed to candy) were not a thing. As you said, Easter is a high holy day, in fact, THE high holy day — which meant Mass, and had a family meal. You got candy,…

I worked for a major computer company that was working on the early iterations of digital video back in the early '90s. Blockbuster totally had already thought of streaming video back then — although they didn't conceive of everyone having high-speed internet and capable computers at home, they were thinking they…

That's how my mother liked them, and it drove her nuts that I only wanted peanut butter, bread and nothing else. However, I was 100% in favor of her policy of a thick layer of butter on roast beef sandwiches.

So that's a no on an Arbor Day gift?

That's what I figured. But even that Leviticus verse just tells men not have sex with other men — it doesn't tell others they can't sell baked goods to men who do that. In fact, Jesus was pretty clear that you should not shun sinners, and you definitely didn't get to judge other people.

I asked someone defending this idiocy to cite for me, with Biblical chapter and verse, where Jesus said to shun gay people (or anyone). Still waiting for an answer.

I majored in Theatre in college, and one of my classmates was recruited by them. She was a pretty good actress. They used her as a mole to bring down the Cult Awareness Network. It was a whole kerfuffle. I heard they bought her a house in exchange for her services (which included sleeping with people for information).

You know he only diversified after an outcry at his very white male cast and very very white male writing room? Yeah, the end result was great, but let's not revise history.

Especially when it's something that was written 3.5 years ago by a short-timer under a different editor.

PLEASE STOP DOING THAT. Just write a new post, for fucks sake. It's so incredibly confusing, especially for tech items.

I wonder if maybe they are more apt to use them on kids, since those teeth will be falling out? I know when I was a kid, I had metal caps on all my (crappy) molars.

Of course, since for it to be vegan you need the child's consent, too, apparently, you have to wait 18 years until you consume it.

Similar, but instead of rosemary and garlic salt, I just use Herbes de Provence (which has rosemary and other stuff). Makes the skin taste incredible. Works for turkey, too.

"I accidentally put it on Airplane Mode" still works.

When I was in college, my best friend promised for months that he would take me out and show me a great time on my 18th birthday (which was drinking age in my state at the time). He insisted I make no other plans, he had this. Then, two hours before we were supposed to go out, he calls me and tells me he decided to do…

I grew up in Wisconsin, and smoked trout was always a standard part of the appetizer table at parties. I remember my aunt had a ginormous smoked trout at her wedding reception in 1977. I miss it now that I live in NJ — I can find tiny packages of it at Wegman's sometimes, but it's just not the same. I would love a…

When I was a kid, any kind of cooked tomato (ketchup, tomato sauce, etc) would burn me like someone splashed acid on me. That sensitivity faded as I got older — by my teen years, I could eat lightly sauced pizza with lots of liquid, and now it's pretty much gone — but I retained my aversion to ketchup and foods with…

Can they adopt me? I hate most condiments, especially ketchup, mustard and mayo.