I imagine you're right, though it is interesting considering we know the daughters' mother was a fierce warrior, and Lagertha being an Earl proves that women could become leaders in their society. Perhaps it was because Horik only threatened to kill Ragnar's sons (though, of course, Ragnar only has sons now).

Didn't they only kill the boys? But, yeah, the eldest son was toast.

As a viewer, it feels like Bjorn was 12 five minutes ago (and still has the same haircut), which made me feel awkward watching his sex scene.

Oh, there it is. Should have known you were a Red Pill type.

Awkward sex is when your leg falls asleep, not when you penetrate someone against her will.

They have to have some reason to make her go to a local school.

I assume he was home watching Baby Joe, for… reasons?

Mitch and Cam briefly mentioned that their friend was from New Zealand, now living in Australia.

And yet, there were still ads from Qantas during the breaks. What an amazing coincidence!

She's positive in that she was allowed to be just as horrible as the guys on the show. She was seldom made into the Mother Hen of the group, just one of the gang.

That's the magic of USA Originals.

She married the ex-mayor, of course.

What confused me was that earlier, they had established that you can't even get on the elevators for the Platinum levels without your room key. How did Mitchell get back and into his room without his key?

Also, the bit where Ilana is casually scratching herself with the fork, to the disgust of the waiter, was nice foreshadowing.

I don't know why, but I actually found Ilana getting tangled in the curtain funnier.

Can we pick dead people? Because, Ted Bundy.

It was nice that Weird Ashley had a Heck to go to prom with. Also, helpful of Derrick to go to juvie so Sue didn't technically have to break that date.

Technically, it involves four people, since his supposed new soulmate married an entirely different guy (and had his kid) after her relationship with Moore started.

Trust me, it hates women so much more.

I am an unrepentant carnivore, and totally meh about bacon. It's just salt in a meat stick of unpredictable texture. If I stopped eating meat for a while and then went back to it, it would be months before I bothered to get around to bacon.