I saw it and did not like it at all. I was “well why don’t they just do X” the whole movie.

I saw it and I didn’t buy in. I haven’t left a movie that grumpy in a while.

1. Getting pregnant when that is one of the most dangerous things you could do given the circumstances

”...also better than Jaws”

It’s a good movie, but the creatures are absurd.

How about “FUCKED” would that work??? Excuse my Spanish.

*extremely guy walking into a weekday, daytime baseball game voice*

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

And cocaine.... don’t forget cocaine...

See, mine was steroids and cocaine.

as a former chemical enthusiast, I can say his eyes looked like he had been “hitting the slopes” for the past 36 hours.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

If this isn’t already in your life, you need this in your life:

Peacock shrimp is not impressed

Nearly 5,700 brutal home-invasion-cannibalistic-hostage-taking-dognapping-robbery-gang-rapes have been prevented by Nextdoorers in my hood pointing out that suspicious brown man in a car, this week alone!

...observable sheen...

honestly, he’s gotta act like he’s been there before

After years of Mad Max movies, it’s a little late for Australia to complain about anything.