*extremely guy walking into a weekday, daytime baseball game voice*

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

And cocaine.... don’t forget cocaine...

See, mine was steroids and cocaine.

as a former chemical enthusiast, I can say his eyes looked like he had been “hitting the slopes” for the past 36 hours.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

If this isn’t already in your life, you need this in your life:

Peacock shrimp is not impressed

honestly, he’s gotta act like he’s been there before

Bendigo del Toro

After years of Mad Max movies, it’s a little late for Australia to complain about anything.

Bendigo like Beckham

[burns airline tickets]

Wait you’re telling me that the real Bendigo doesn’t have drug dealing cave goblins?

Bendigo ate my baby.

You are one of the lucky ones. It’s about 50/50 with my IU friends. Unsurprisingly, the Knight guys are the Trump guys.

Yeah, cheating is cheating. The entire fucking world of sports is full of arbitrary rules people agree to follow, on and off the court. Ask Indiana fans their thoughts on Kelvin, or the AD who lost his job over it after defending him the first time around. And, sure, obviously the NCAA is full of shit and has a ton of…

Well, this has never been more appropriate: