This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

I feel like the general mood in this country would be vastly improved by randomly selecting one person from the Forbes 400 each year for asset forfeiture and public execution.

If we ever start putting these asshole billionaires in the guillotine, I imagine there will be a long line for pulling the lever on professional sports owners.

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Somehow I think the Guggenheim will survive the bad reviews.

Yeah probably. Expect the next recession around year 6, which he’ll blame on Obama. I’m saving up to buy a shit ton of real estate for when the next Democrat digs us out. Again.

Yeah, we invaded and annexed Mexico in 1836, and we’ve seized and held part of Cuba illegally since 1959 and been using that as a torture camp. Our moral high ground is pretty sketchy there.

+1 Amy Tan Reference

Her and Laurie Fine and a few others have been pals for a long time; they call their little gang the “Boy Fuck Club”.

Send me.

Oooh! I ‘member!

Whoa, hey! Spoilers! I haven’t beaten Wing Comander 3 yet.

‘Member when Luke Skywalker destroyed the Kilrathi homeworld? I ‘member.

Ugh. Grow up, dumbshit.

oh fuck off

Aw man, Kal’s getting Elder Scrolls IV for his birthday! Cool!

I will only watch this show if they redeem Tomar Re.....

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.