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Good.

Genuinely teared up watching this video as she started quoting scripture. You’re a hero, Bree.

You know, we can have more than one hero at a time.

They are both cool heroes.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

you are awesome

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

One hundred thousand.

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

OMG I’m actually a 100 year old mermaid formerly known as “CC Chalice”

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

Conversely, if that was a Wu Tang symbol on her hat instead of a Batman symbol, I would become a lifelong supporter of all the Romneys.

My favorite thing about this series: clearly current or recent members of sororities are sending this stuff to Jez. Therefore, there must be people on the inside, who have enough love for their chapter to join and pay dues - but who can recognize when ridiculous ish is going down. Butthurt commenters, remember that

I've gotten some interesting emails from former sorority sisters about how they think about their experiences now, maybe that'll be the last installment.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Let's be clear. RBG gives no fucks whatsoever.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

"LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ, MOTHERFUCKERS!"