U MAD, bro?

This is, without a doubt, one of the most wonderful things I've ever seen in my entire life. You can't make shit like this up.

I have never had a boil, but if I did, I imagine it would look like Mama June.

god dammit that does make sense

I might use a different name than "TerrorBallz" if I was going around lecturing folks about feeling silly

Let's all marry that lady, it won't be weird