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Shellie A. McBellie Monster, Esq.
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oh boy

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

I met Drew my first year of college too! Then got to know him better when I worked at Kaplan (often in the Student Union office) with one of his close friends (Jordan, if you know him), who Drew would come by to visit all the time. That was all years before Drew met Juan, though, so I didn’t know him at all.

And I

Please read: I’ve lived in Orlando for 15 years now. I lost my friends Drew and Javier in Pulse. I’m not part of the LGBTQ community, but I’ve been trying so hard to be involved and active and vocal, to honor and preserve everything good and positive about them. I’m spending all day today telling everyone I can,

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they

Israel: Mr President of US, we have top secret information about Middle East

I disagree. This looks more like Valium and vodka to me.

“They’re finally letting me back on tv!”

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

He’s not going to quit so much as have a public breakdown.

Polo and hypertension

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

Drakkar Noir and cheetos.

He’s not going to quit so much as have a public breakdown. He’s pretty bad at obfuscation and lies, he can’t keep them straight and it’s killing him.

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

As another plus size girl, this is my life.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.

This extends into a lot of arenas, but let’s wrangle it down to just this particular topic. It is not cool to make other people part of your sex adventures. I know that guest room is new and exciting and omg someone MIGHT hear you and isn’t that sexy and dangerous?! But no, bruh, just no. Because they might actually