And here’s that apostrophe ‘ that I left out of “hater’s”.

First and foremost, thank you for the excellent haters guide. I’m in the queue of freelancers to write for their actual catalog, and this would be infinitely more fun to write. Second, the Moscow Mule is an old standard that has been around since the ‘40s. You’re quite welcome. It’s simply vodka, ginger beer and lime.…

Dear Drew, This is the first time I’ve been treated to your humor via Deadspin Funbag, and I am abject that it took me this long. I am only glad that going forward I will have an excellent source of outright, prolonged laughter (Jason Robards, “1000 Clowns”) at my disposal. A friend and food-biz colleague of mine…