Somewhere in an alternate universe, Taylor Swift is singing in the passenger side of Andy Richter’s Hyundai Sonata and it’s somehow less annoying than anything James Corden has become.  

I’m a male nurse, and I stick urinary catheters up the penises of men in the ICU with Covid-19. If we could somehow show that to every American man, we’d get 90%+ immunization. Also, any man who is admitted to the ICU, intubated, put on steroids, for more than a week, is almost guaranteed to be impotent for an unknown…

A few notes:

If the vaccine actually caused sterility/infertility, it would never have been approved, or even if it had, women wouldn’t be allowed to get it without their husband’s permission.

This is my dad. He is extremely self-absorbed but has no malicious intent, he just doesn’t realize he is hurting people by only thinking of himself and how he is perceived.

Oh, that wasn’t the gist of the post? Could have fooled me.

I continue to be amazed at the inability of men in general, and male comedians in particular, to fathom that maybe, just maybe, they might not be the intended audience for a performance. Their whole lives, every piece of media they’ve consumed has been targeted at them by media producers catering to their desires, so…

In case you haven’t seen the cancel culture comments from Bobcat Goldthwait

More to the point, Disney making a settlement is essentially admitting that they screwed up, and they have a long history of not paying people who should be paid for their work. Scarlett just happened to be the first one who could actually afford the suit.

Thank GOD that Scarlett got her justice. Could hardly sleep over this, personally.

Hope Ratajkowsi got/gets whatever she needs to deal with the assault though I can’t say I’m (or anyone can be) surprised that the creepy guy who wrote the song promoting date rape/sexual assault and then an entire album desperately trying to get the attention of his ex-wife he cheated on, and who wanted him out of…

The timeline was always fishy but it sucks that Anna Marie has so many people speculating on whether or not she was cheated on. It’s bad enough that her husband knocked someone up before the divorce was even filed.

Oh so he did figure out how to say no to the hosting gig? Good for him! I was so worried because when the original news was announced, he said he didn’t really know how he played a role in picking himself and he didn’t know how to say no!

“so he makes $300 million from selling his catalog and then she decides to make these allegations. the timing is sus.”

Tig Notaro’s show, One Mississippi, had a great episode that mirrored CK’s behavior, and it is a must-see scene for people who are like “What he did wasn’t that bad. He didn’t TOUCH anyone.” Watch that scene. If you still feel it’s not that bad, all that means is that you’re a scumbag, too.

I was a big fan; my wife and I were absolutely thrilled to get third row seats to see him a few years back in Baltimore and he killed it. His humor always seemed to hit the mark with me; as a parent I appreciated a lot of the stories he told that seemed to hit home and he just seemed like a genuinely funny, if…

Two things I did as a result of Kavanaugh becoming a Supreme Court justice:

I’ve been watching Mythic Quest and there was an episode last night that involved a bunch of time skips but it started in 1992 and I was like, that’s not that long ago, and then I realized it was almost 30 years ago and died of old age.

I worked with a chef for years who would literally have his dick out under his apron. And now restaurant owners are like "Wha??? No one wants to work?"

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you…