The “with a heart of gold” part kind of closes off a bunch of options here.

Context time! (Yeah... I got time on my hands...)

Late Gen-Xer (because generational division means anything) telling you to go fuck yourself, buddy. We were your kids, and you fucks did a doozy on us, with your lazy marriages, messy divorces, substance abuse bullshit, and total ease of being led to sell out and allow the world to be ruined for profit. When you…

...United by forty years of deregulation and self-absorbed voting, two millennials finally have enough and create a computer virus that deletes all wealth from every bank in the world.

A twitter joke is not the same as an article in the Wall Street Journal or New York Times. Good lord.

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

I can’t help but wonder, sometimes, if we’re all a little safer when he’s on the golf course. Oh sure, he should be mocked and derided at every turn when he’s golfing for hours on end but I still prefer him to be as far away from actual business as possible.

Dick pics aren’t about “trying to hook up.”

No, I don’t think that’s the motivation. Sending an unsolicited dick pic is a violation - the woman sees the sender’s willy whether she wanted to, or not.
It’s flashing.

Open Secrets

So funny - I was just watching an episode of Elementary last night where Lucy Liu as Joan wore the matching Stella McCartney pants (hideous, but she can pull almost anything off) to the shirt/jacket that Messing is wearing above. I only know it’s Stella McCartney because I like to look up the clothes as I’m watching. 

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

His face has been in department stores for this cologne for ages. I actually had a quick smell of it this week when I was waiting for a friend and it was not good. Bad smell and bad face of brand. I’m still disappointed about his ongoing role of Grindelwald.

Sauvage is the logical follow-up line to Jacobim Mugatu’s groundbreaking 2001 Derelicte.

Seriously. I love how Prof. Karpf specifically notes that the tweet had 9 likes and no retweets before Stephens nuked himself from orbit.

Bret Stephens strikes me as the kind of person who feels unfulfilled if they don’t get to talk to a manager at least once per day. He’s not only a bedbug, but also a Beckybug.

I once had a supervisor tell me I needed to be nicer (I work in IT). But I was already old and noped out of that nonsense. I asked her if anyone ever said I acted unprofessionally and if they did she should let me know as I would absolutely address that. Then I asked her if she had asked any of my male coworkers to be…

More “oft putting” than a thin skinned narcissist and an actual white supremacist who lies constantly and possesses the mental capacity of a chipmunk and whose controversial ideas include buddying up to Kim Jong Un and nuking tornadoes?

The idea that Elizabeth Warren isn’t charming, charismatic, likeable or relateable is sexist bullshit, full stop.

I just attended her townhall in Seattle and I have to say, she had charisma in spades. I really hope she’s our next president.