Seasons 1-3 are on Netflix.

Not to mention the hell he’s putting his family through! I was telling my husband WEEKS (might as well be years) ago that any decent person whose nomination turned into such a shitshow would withdraw just to spare their family from the media circus, but not this clown...

Fortnite. I didn’t even make it through one round before quitting and deleting it forever.

Fortnite. I didn’t even make it through one round before quitting and deleting it forever.

Yeah, he pretty much just backed up everything my professional musician friends have been saying for years. “Don’t work for her. She’ll treat you badly and won’t pay you.”

I think some people go out of their way to misunderstand what we mean by street harassment because seeing this behavior as unacceptable is pretty much a no-brainer if you have any sense of decency. We’re not talking about saying “hi” or telling a stranger they’re beautiful. Those things are nice! They can be done in a…

“You don’t need to be warm, cheery, and friendly either. You can be neutral, cool, and professional. You are at work after all.”

Pretty much the only appropriate comment you can make about a co-worker’s appearance is, “Hey, Co-worker, you have something in your teeth.” If it’s not something like that? Keep it to yourself! It’s not that hard.

I have those shoes in a very subtle cheetah print and they are The Best.

The lawyer that said a husband couldn’t rape his wife? That was Michael Cohen.

Many years ago, I worked at a shoe store when this kid started ripping shoes out of the boxes and throwing them all over the aisles. I told him to stop it (calm but firm) and then mom suddenly popped out of nowhere to tell me not to discipline her son. And internally I was like, I don’t want to? I’d rather you do it?

About a week ago, I woke up with this overwhelming thought of, “Someone please tell me Scott Pruitt is resigning today,” and for a brief moment before I checked the news, I believed it. Every day has been a disappointment ever since.

The first person I confided to said, “Yeah, guys can get like that, sometimes.” Her resigned shrug of a response made me feel like I was over-reacting. It’s just something guys do, sometimes, and there’s nothing any of us can do about it.

This has happened to me, too, except what my random weirdo said was, “I wouldn’t hit you, I love you too much!” Um, what?

The Charlotte Lucas’ of the world don’t need to marry the Mr. Collins’ anymore and those unctuous blowhards don’t know what to do. I’d feel bad if they didn’t always blame everyone else for their problems.

I’m forever gray, but maybe this will work:

I was chatting with a woman at a bar a few weeks ago who actually said to me, “Come on, would it really be any different if Hillary were president?” And I was like, “...... YES?!” I mean, sure the Repubs would be screaming about her emails and Benghazi, but we’d probably be doing crap like debating maternity/paternity…

Would watch.

My first response to hearing about him defending Laura was, “She’s never going to hate-fuck you, Bill.” That was before I knew he had a type.

I agree, too. I feel like the only time DV was played for laughs in I, Tonya was the shotgun scene, and they said it might not have actually happened, so it felt more like a fantasy, anyway. When the violence was REAL, the audience gasped. No one was laughing, not even the ‘I’m uncomfortable and this is how I cope…